Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

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    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
    www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
    www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

5 日 前
Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

As you sow, so shall you reap

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

Sarah Dec

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

You Suck At Cooking

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

You Suck At Cook ingenuity I visited

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Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez

You Suck At Cooking with

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BryceBox
BryceBox

Why didn't I find this channel sooner?

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My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen
My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen

yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.

2 時間 前
LaurenJean
LaurenJean

This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”

5 時間 前
Jcc8t7
Jcc8t7

Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole

6 時間 前
John Jewell
John Jewell

In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries... You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

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John Jewell
John Jewell

LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.

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CrimsonCutlass
CrimsonCutlass

Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?

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Klaire Bare
Klaire Bare

❤️

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Letticia Delgado
Letticia Delgado

Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking

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Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja

Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩

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I'M HERE

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0 1

I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto

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Joey BoXoRoX

*You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎

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fortnite youtuber
fortnite youtuber

Hey you suck at cooking

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Aaron Chen
Aaron Chen

Face reveal

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Bad Kids Only
Bad Kids Only

My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.

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Nadiya HNF
Nadiya HNF

Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe

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Cristina Sepe
Cristina Sepe

First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!

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Rojo Limar
Rojo Limar

"Croiscone" killed me

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Flaming_Gauntlet
Flaming_Gauntlet

Is it gif or jif

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Metaforically Speaking
Metaforically Speaking

Used to be so funny once!

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Manda Oberg
Manda Oberg

He said add "cream?" Whats that?

18 時間 前
SAVU
SAVU

I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

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Chloe
Chloe

Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

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Chloe
Chloe

You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

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Dr Derp
Dr Derp

Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.

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TotallyMature
TotallyMature

The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_ It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

19 時間 前
TotallyMature
TotallyMature

exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

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neslef3
neslef3

i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!

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Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

How do you make such amazing music?

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Michael Pepin
Michael Pepin

Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro

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Ada Veda
Ada Veda

Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?

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36662 K
36662 K

Why is batsman making pies now ?

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Kylee Conrad
Kylee Conrad

"Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.

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Lifiea Chancelot
Lifiea Chancelot

actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC

23 時間 前
Vincent Graves
Vincent Graves

Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense

23 時間 前
Mary Griffiths
Mary Griffiths

I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.

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Shade Cønøver
Shade Cønøver

A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.

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MS. Lillie
MS. Lillie

F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow

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Shakera Thomas
Shakera Thomas

Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber

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Ducky
Ducky

Looks yummy

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Mai Howell
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Subscribed.

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Allen Norton
Allen Norton

who gives a fuck

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Ollen Garcia
Ollen Garcia

I see that cutco product

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zeek wolfe
zeek wolfe

Uh...about when are we supposed to laugh at the jokes?

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Tracey L
Tracey L

*Im hungry Now*

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BLUE MOON of KENTUCKY
BLUE MOON of KENTUCKY

First time ever watching a video here & I had no choice but to subscribe!! Love Scotland, love scones & this was just way too much fun to watch! Great recipe delivery!! Awesome video!!

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KingJamesIII
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The undoh is at 4hundo

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H Kay
H Kay

I always watch these videos first with my self and then show everyone in my family

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Seth Willems
Seth Willems

Wtf not in my sub feed

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MyLifeIsWeird
MyLifeIsWeird

Can I put in *2* cups of blueberries

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Yes.

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Damian DiFlorio
Damian DiFlorio

It's pronounced "scone," not "scone."

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Zoe Lanter
Zoe Lanter

The song came directly for me wow

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Tony Kim
Tony Kim

What's a good alternative to cream if I don't want to buy an entire carton?

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I garden because I have to
I garden because I have to

EPIC!

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the egg man
the egg man

a scone till you eat it then its scon

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your vids are more detailed 😂 i used to watch for comedy but now i feel like it’s actually an amazing guide

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Did you say KeKe?

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Chauncey Dorsey

Are you god of cooking?

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Elizabeth Disilvestri

I don’t even know how I found this channel a year ago

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Shut up u suck at cooking. Please heart this comment

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Mass Connect
Mass Connect

Let he who is without suck cook the first scone.

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Mass Connect
Mass Connect

Think about how many takes someone did to get perfect rolling rock shots. Then take some shots of rolling rock until you can't even think.

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Hjalmar Schou Christiansen

Great video

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Grimcatnip The Game Cat

Scone puns. Instant "like"

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Subscribing for how the last song made me feel 😂😭

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I just realized how much he sounds like Andrew from BuzzFeed

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So my wanglatude levels are naturally low what can I do to improve them

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Jaws

Which music cooks your food the fastest and does hard music make your food softer or harder?

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MY INVISIBLE GENIUS BABY CHEF IS BACK

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Rose10
Rose10

Why tf did i just now discover this channel 😔 i might as well be living under that scone rock

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27 on trending nice

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Can't Words
Can't Words

How many takes did that song scene take?? Jesus

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Jamie Weston
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I am obsessed with your videos.. thanks for making my day!

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Amanda
Amanda

Fun fact. I was paid entirely in scones when I lived in Scotland. I then traded them for cigarettes. It was just like that time I was in prison.

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Your channel died.

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Gotta love that emoji explanation lol

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Terd Ferguson
Terd Ferguson

scones give me gas

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toupac of streamme

Make bread stupid

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OMG.. This channel is hilarious....

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Wii Succ
Wii Succ

Thanks bbg! I made some for my mom and she loved them :)

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Face reveal at 500 subs?

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First vid. You made me laugh so I subscribed

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The Raptor Pack

Wait this channel is legit?

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The Raptor Pack
The Raptor Pack

Hard Soft Muffin Donut Breakfast Biscuits ™️

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Antonia Tashquinth
Antonia Tashquinth

I will try this recipe. I have not had luck with scones.

2 日 前
Jillian Guerra
Jillian Guerra

I have been ridiculed and corrected for pronouncing scone "wrong" my whole life. My grandma is Scottish. I'm gonna say "scone" like it rhymes with "on" because that's how we say it. We have a kilt.

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Miss Cherry The master of Cherries
Miss Cherry The master of Cherries

D-Did Pimblockto thaw out yet?

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Spaghetti
Spaghetti

I love sconays

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Nicole Monique
Nicole Monique

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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Better at life
Better at life

He should make a album from all the songs he’s made for the videos

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Dre Potato
Dre Potato

What type of cream?

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Caffeinated Nation
Caffeinated Nation

It would be hilarious if he was a legitimate chef or cook. 😆

2 日 前
Space Witch
Space Witch

Why wouldn’t you just use a pastry blender for the butter 😂 Still a great episode as always

2 日 前
Mathy Don
Mathy Don

I don't have time for this - I need to know how to make scones in the MINIMUM amount of time possible. I'm bleeding out from a gunshot wound to the neck and the last thing I want to do before meeting my maker is enjoy a nice homemade blueberpibaenopkqer kn;mm

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Chop'd Up
Chop'd Up

Mother: Whats the name of the youtube channel you was talking about? Son: You Suck At Cooking Mother: Wtf.....are you kidding me rn?

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katie_incredible
katie_incredible

A rolling scone gathers no moss?

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Nick Roth
Nick Roth

Favorite part of this video is imagining you outside rolling and collecting and rolling and collecting rocks for hours. Edit: also the rest of the fideo is my favorite too

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On The Trail With Cool Socks
On The Trail With Cool Socks

Thank you for pronouncing it correctly. I have had arguments with the Starbucks girl who doesn't understand my pronunciation. I have told her repeatedly you can say it like a stupid American or you can say it correctly.

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suckittomcat
suckittomcat

Again, your thumbnail is ugly. Get a clue.

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