Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    ランタイム: 6:25

    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
    www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
    www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

2 ヶ月 前
hanna o’bannon
hanna o’bannon

will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?

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Housefilm Productions
Housefilm Productions

Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂

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Derv
Derv

Soul Reaper ofc it can

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tap123 SFM
tap123 SFM

Ysac r u a satanist

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ST6 xheaven
ST6 xheaven

This is the fucking peak of humanity

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Sophia June
Sophia June

Last time i made scones, they tasted like cement. Hopefully this video will help me out

13 時間 前
Free Scotland
Free Scotland

Scottish rock scones are da best!

16 時間 前
Zaire
Zaire

I prefer plain scones with only jam *or* butter in them. I live in Scotland.

17 時間 前
Kearsten Fike
Kearsten Fike

I'm so sconely

日 前
Anders Jensen
Anders Jensen

Are you a scones person or scornes person?

日 前
aiden fletcher
aiden fletcher

Fun fact he’s Canadan, in other videos he said “soory ”

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Sarah Rommelfanger
Sarah Rommelfanger

"give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"

2 日 前
Sarah Rommelfanger
Sarah Rommelfanger

"cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps"

2 日 前
Barry S
Barry S

I decided to search "pastries illegal in ireland" just for fun and ended up learning a lot about babies being stolen from Irish mothers for adoptive parents. Not so fun.

5 日 前
Dragon Raizer
Dragon Raizer

who followed this as a way to cook?i got bored

5 日 前
Ghastly Grinner
Ghastly Grinner

Wow you accidentally made a informational video

7 日 前
galactickat WITH LAZERS
galactickat WITH LAZERS

Scones, in Ireland we call them... 1:40. 😐. we all know that scones are fancy potatoes with bow ties

9 日 前
Robert Hubbard
Robert Hubbard

Just in case anyone was wondering 17 shekels would be $4.76 BUT 4 dabloons would be $16

10 日 前
yVoNNe Kansas City
yVoNNe Kansas City

💋I just love your voice!

14 日 前
Uncultured Swine
Uncultured Swine

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck Turtle power

14 日 前
George Theakston
George Theakston

YOU CAN TAKE MY COUNTRY BUT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME CALL SCONE SCONES but you are definitely saying scones wrong Not to say that there is a right way but its definitely not your way

17 日 前
Tal Drevensek
Tal Drevensek

I cut them on the parchment paper and it worked great.

18 日 前
Reicela Berzina
Reicela Berzina

Im from Ireland and when he said the thing about the old crumbly potatoes i laughed XD

19 日 前
Steven Marshall
Steven Marshall

Gif is pronounced gif

19 日 前
Twitter Bird
Twitter Bird

Scone

20 日 前
Inan Endlessspaceflying
Inan Endlessspaceflying

You're so creative and funny! 😀 really dough 😁

21 日 前
Kris Rose
Kris Rose

Funny!

21 日 前
Ilias Kaddour
Ilias Kaddour

This guys fuckin great😂

21 日 前
RitaTheUnicorn
RitaTheUnicorn

“Your wasting your life on the internet” How am I supposed to stop when this channel is funny as **ck Uncensor that please How am I supposed to stop when the channel is funny as heck Thank you.

21 日 前
Amakrotol
Amakrotol

How do you like a video twice?

22 日 前
PRAM YTGaming
PRAM YTGaming

i dont give a fuck what u pronounce it... ohh u already pissed me of🤣🤣🤣

22 日 前
Kyle Lum
Kyle Lum

Why didn’t you forage for your food?

23 日 前
joseph kramer
joseph kramer

You should do a video on crepes. All other people who have done this are potatoes.

24 日 前
Calum Mackie
Calum Mackie

Everybody knows its scone not scone!

25 日 前
Galaxy Hoodie Guy
Galaxy Hoodie Guy

It's scone not scone! Gawrsh! I love the scone natural selection part, though, and your ending scone selection must have been a LOT of effort. Thanks so much for sharing your work!

26 日 前
gallade Warrior
gallade Warrior

I know this is a joke but I’m kinda p*ssed off (p.s I’m British if that helps)

26 日 前
William Malone
William Malone

A wise man once said 'Unos on 4 huno'

27 日 前
Yaya Lu
Yaya Lu

The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.

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Mr Awesome
Mr Awesome

How do you can cone? Scone.

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aj munn
aj munn

Your scones song sounds like something off of a Unicorns track! Love it

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Doodle Dino
Doodle Dino

Some of those were isosceles triangles -_-

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CharitableTrader
CharitableTrader

I'll have whatever those rocks at the end were having. They just kept going!

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Justin Y.
Justin Y.

Umm actually it is pronounced as scone.

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Quinn Murphy-DeYoung
Quinn Murphy-DeYoung

YSAC is how to basic with actual talent and a sense of humor

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Clorox Bleach
Clorox Bleach

Get you a man that can make scones

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RandomCat
RandomCat

Nice title considering England can’t cook scones

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MegaSocky
MegaSocky

Mcguffin

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Lineyyy 〈3
Lineyyy 〈3

oh my god i love this!

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catman12319
catman12319

If you say scone in that way that sounds like gone, then you're dead to me

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Angel
Angel

Brb gonna make these 👋 Ok I'm waiting for them to bake Ok there done. They taste good 👍

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

Great :)

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T his_is_aint_real
T his_is_aint_real

Imagination ambition is looking like a good Cook

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BaconHair
BaconHair

In ma country we Call it Stone they are very hard

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Twilight Spire
Twilight Spire

I say it like scones

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Zak Kauffman
Zak Kauffman

Thank you

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Mattijs
Mattijs

I would buy an ondos on 4hondos shirt

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Samuel Paniagua
Samuel Paniagua

Are you related to binging with Babish? Or was the colab just a way for y'all to get more viewers??

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Shawn Woods
Shawn Woods

You are not funny, just cook the recipe!

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Urwrstnightmare :3
Urwrstnightmare :3

Someone needs to do a swan shaped scone tutorial.

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alma wellingston
alma wellingston

a scornucopia ? lol what the fuck is my life

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Lorie Martin
Lorie Martin

Basic baking cement 🤣🤣🤣

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A R
A R

"watch with your eyes not with your ears" HAHAHAHAHAHA

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That Guy
That Guy

Who ever created that music slap ad please go fucking die slow

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Tanner Johnson
Tanner Johnson

Chunk Hunter should be my new handle.

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Olliepance
Olliepance

You missed your opportunity to make a "like a rolling scone" pun.

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Lydia tea
Lydia tea

This is like the original soul of what YouTube used to be before videos got monetized and became a business. Random shit. Funny random shit. Funny random original shit.

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Crea
Crea

Scoohn not scon

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E.M. L.
E.M. L.

lmao 😂 this is too funny.

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moriya2k2
moriya2k2

Is there a healthier substitute to butter?

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Paloma Link
Paloma Link

What’s the conversion of Schrute bucks to scones?

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W A
W A

All I could see was the un-mopped water on the wooden cutting board

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Jun Jun
Jun Jun

Hilarious lol omg... would sub but im vegan

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Fakeblood Gaming
Fakeblood Gaming

The next how to basic.

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Cris KP
Cris KP

I love you

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Joe’s UFO’s
Joe’s UFO’s

That last scene rocked!

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Ronny
Ronny

Does anyone else think he’s not funny but still good at cooking?

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EggmanJankins
EggmanJankins

“Peter knife hands”

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Mikey P
Mikey P

And a like

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Mikey P
Mikey P

Earned a sub from me 💪

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Khala Harvey
Khala Harvey

This is hilarious 😂

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hollyken3
hollyken3

Snack clumps

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hackettliem
hackettliem

Thanks for the recipe I think I’ll baking some stones today

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Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn

All inclusive huh? Sorry Mel, I want butter and honey or jelly on there.

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Emma Bea
Emma Bea

I will fight on...Scones are pronounced Scones NOT Scons

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Elijah H
Elijah H

2:21 I don't actually think I've heard YSaC laugh before now

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Finley Colleran
Finley Colleran

It's scone not scone

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Amanwithnosoul
Amanwithnosoul

Thank you ysac you have solved the scone war

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Rachael Escober
Rachael Escober

You made my daughter so sad, she said she needed to go drink some milk.

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VampireKnightsLover
VampireKnightsLover

petition to make this video a national treasure

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Robin Mendzies
Robin Mendzies

It's pronounced 'Skoon'

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BlueBird
BlueBird

best. channel. EVER

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Bradley Shipton
Bradley Shipton

Make another video you lazy bitch

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Chris Che-Hung Huang
Chris Che-Hung Huang

It's delicious, and easy to make. Thanks!

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Absolute meme
Absolute meme

As a Scottish man I can safely say scones are definitely our currency

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ψ thє σnє lσѕєr nαmєd єrιn ψ
ψ thє σnє  lσѕєr nαmєd єrιn ψ

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs?

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butterychain7 8
butterychain7 8

He’s a improved how to basic

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-/ JamieChu \-
-/ JamieChu \-

PIMBLOCKTO. WHERE IS HE 😱😭😭😭🙌

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Derp Gaming
Derp Gaming

Make a finding Pimblockdo mini series

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ChrisgammaDE
ChrisgammaDE

I'm surprised he didn't say cum at least once...

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SweetBlush
SweetBlush

Eating these are a great way to choke yourself, I nearly died one time eating one of these with no fluid.

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Vanna_ C
Vanna_ C

Let's start a petition for justice for Devon, who's with me?

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duck . jpg
duck . jpg

Where is the egg series 5? It’s been nearly 2 years

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A H
A H

*WHo0oPs*

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Brad
Brad

did pimblockto thaw out yet?

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Neko Rem
Neko Rem

I’m scared, can I actually make these? I really want to😅

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