Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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    You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking

    ランタイム: 6:25

    I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:
    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
    Or use one of these which is where I started:
    www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
    www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking

I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

4 ヶ月 前
Samtsa
Samtsa

HOW COULD YOU???

ヶ月 前
hanna o’bannon
hanna o’bannon

will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?

3 ヶ月 前
Gucci Memes
Gucci Memes

Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂

3 ヶ月 前
Derv
Derv

Soul Reaper ofc it can

3 ヶ月 前
tap123 SFM
tap123 SFM

Ysac r u a satanist

3 ヶ月 前
guardian entertainment 2
guardian entertainment 2

Isosceles all the way dude

23 時間 前
Mr. Random
Mr. Random

Wait you know how like he talks to food right? Well to a food brain. They probably would be screaming trying not to die, without us knowing

日 前
diego guevara
diego guevara

Is it 400f° or c°

2 日 前
SomeAmazingPenguin
SomeAmazingPenguin

1 scone = 1 pint of buCKfAsT

3 日 前
Honeygachaeditz X
Honeygachaeditz X

I live in the uk so we fight a lot (apparently) but I am from Essex (near London) so I say scone but when I moved up north everyone pronounces it scon

5 日 前
Ray Timpson
Ray Timpson

"Only 8 schekles short to buy them boobies." - Mr. Boobybuyer

7 日 前
RottenBoy 2533
RottenBoy 2533

I screamed on that rolling scones lol

8 日 前
Weather Report
Weather Report

The Rolling Scones haha

8 日 前
Pen_On Paper_Inkspill
Pen_On Paper_Inkspill

Ok, you lost me at the first breath you took in this video.

8 日 前
Connor Cunningham
Connor Cunningham

Is it just me or does anyone else from Scotland live in a small village called Scone (“scoon”)? Google earth it

10 日 前
g williams
g williams

LMAO

11 日 前
Molly A. Block
Molly A. Block

You are so awesome!!

11 日 前
FRfalcone
FRfalcone

3:17 can confirm, am Scottish

12 日 前
Tarzaan
Tarzaan

Scarne asada

12 日 前
Brandon Soya
Brandon Soya

Don’t you mean SCO-lean triangle

12 日 前
INTPTT
INTPTT

Oh, that's what lemon zest is. Thank you!

13 日 前
Hannah Mutant Spider 11
Hannah Mutant Spider 11

I'm from the UK and its pronounced sc-on. And.... they r like rocks but they taste good

14 日 前
I Do stuff
I Do stuff

Americans call them biscuits

16 日 前
ChiefTJ ACE
ChiefTJ ACE

I pronounce it as scone, not scone.

16 日 前
DannyBoy! '
DannyBoy! '

It is a scone. Pronounced SKOWNE. I am from england and you will not argue with me.

17 日 前
Marty McFly
Marty McFly

Anybody else think the ice cream scone sort of looks like The Cheat?

17 日 前
Neffex for life
Neffex for life

you all think he is being funny but you all are incorrect.

18 日 前
ignited the deer
ignited the deer

Fun fact in Ireland we only eat bread potatoes and beer

18 日 前
Aaron Cutting
Aaron Cutting

So what's the exchange rate between American and Sottish scones? I would say about 3 to 1 based on size and quality, but I'm biased.

20 日 前
Maddie Cling
Maddie Cling

You’re one of the only reasons I go on the internet now

21 日 前
Movie Nerd
Movie Nerd

Americans don't make scones, we make biscuits.

21 日 前
j b
j b

It’s scone not *scone*

22 日 前
SomeoneKul
SomeoneKul

I'm from canada, and my mom and dad are british and scottish respectively. should I join the battle?

22 日 前
Linka Swain
Linka Swain

I love you!!🤣😆😂

22 日 前
danie pomphrey
danie pomphrey

How did I only just find this channel. 😂

22 日 前
iammelonlemon
iammelonlemon

croiscone

22 日 前
SasDaGreat
SasDaGreat

For some reason, Wet and Hot sounds like a Stand name.

23 日 前
Mariam Naraghi
Mariam Naraghi

I’m never watching another channel

23 日 前
dds zero
dds zero

*imagine when gordon ramsay reacts to this video*

23 日 前
Sir Shotty
Sir Shotty

Not all pastries are illegal in Ireland, have you had potato rolls?

23 日 前
Bread NoLastName
Bread NoLastName

I watched one video and now I've lost track of how long I've been procrastinating.

23 日 前
Youtuþe
Youtuþe

Your hands are so VEINY

23 日 前
Crushed by an ambulance
Crushed by an ambulance

you're like the bob ross of cooking

24 日 前
IAMthemailman08
IAMthemailman08

I've-cream scone

24 日 前
Vanessa und Max Hartmann
Vanessa und Max Hartmann

scoissant for the french inside us all

24 日 前
Metal Creed
Metal Creed

2:22 that moments where he breaks character is my favorite XD always cracks me up

24 日 前
You silly Nugget
You silly Nugget

A croiscone

25 日 前
Musica Mca
Musica Mca

Your fun facts are the best😂😂

25 日 前
Alia Ris
Alia Ris

Always thought it was _sko-hnn_

25 日 前
Breanna Craig
Breanna Craig

rock croissant snack clumps

25 日 前
NoNam e
NoNam e

I want someone that talks to me the way YSAC says scalene triangle.

25 日 前
TheSilver Sickle
TheSilver Sickle

Day 292: they've gotten the upper hand, we sconers are slowly dying. Please send he-

26 日 前
Ian Adelman
Ian Adelman

A cool trick is to use a cheese grater for the butter, it works really well and fast

26 日 前
Bite Sized Creations
Bite Sized Creations

How much water do you put?

26 日 前
Czekoloko Sweet
Czekoloko Sweet

is that u are rubbing my skunkoonk

27 日 前
spaceflight channel
spaceflight channel

*you sick fuck* it's pronounced scone not scon

27 日 前
spaceflight channel
spaceflight channel

+Movie Nerd American nerd

21 日 前
Movie Nerd
Movie Nerd

It's pronounced "biscuit".

21 日 前
Farhah Nabilah
Farhah Nabilah

Isn't it 'scalene' triangles? 4:14

28 日 前
Kaylen Hill
Kaylen Hill

I am wasting my time on the internet, and I love it

29 日 前
charizzz
charizzz

I just found this channel and it's fucking amazing

29 日 前
Your Dad
Your Dad

I thought you were gonna say that the rocks are African scones

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10 Hawell
10 Hawell

4:55 - This is a map of Greater Hungary.

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Aye It's me
Aye It's me

Right as he mentioned skittles I started laughing since I was eating skittles

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James Rowley
James Rowley

@ You Suck At Cooking , you know it's actually called the UJ triangle

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obi juan kenobi
obi juan kenobi

Can I actually eat this if I make it

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Andrlyn Elperal19
Andrlyn Elperal19

When your rewatching his old videos an notice you missed one so its like he uploaded again already

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Logan Fairbairn
Logan Fairbairn

If you are from the internet, 'scone' is pronounced 'gif'.

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Dr. Apple
Dr. Apple

Watch these videos with captions on. You won't regret it.

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Red X Gaming
Red X Gaming

Am i stupid 4 actually following this guys recipes bec there not bad...(some of them)

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Deanna k
Deanna k

I say scoon from now on. I am anarchy.

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Slushie
Slushie

My dad has been in prison for 4 years because he smuggled a croissant back to Ireland from France please bring him back he's an innocent man

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Bloobatoons D
Bloobatoons D

Baking cement

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Hey Guys, Vsauce, Micheal Here
Hey Guys, Vsauce, Micheal Here

What about Pemblockto?

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amber wells
amber wells

i wouldnt know what to do without ysac in my life...i would probably die of starvation

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Rhiannon
Rhiannon

5:30 wow I love the rolling scones

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jest6r
jest6r

*its sc-on*

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Blue Sky
Blue Sky

I beg to differrrr. I don't feel like I'm wasting my life watching this type of content! Subscribed!!

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Andrej stepy
Andrej stepy

this guys is just a less educational cook then HTB

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Andrej stepy
Andrej stepy

buuut ... i dont hate it

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skin splitting surf rider
skin splitting surf rider

I wanna try these

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Holly Anne Pattie
Holly Anne Pattie

*I'm eating a scone while I watch this*

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IAN KENNEDY
IAN KENNEDY

please make some form of dumplings or pork buns

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Chuckles7000
Chuckles7000

Honestly I don’t know if I should actually try some of his recipes or are they pure jokes

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Paracosmonaunt
Paracosmonaunt

What is a 360° Inverted Pinapple Cake/Pie, and do you know how to act like you do?

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Immortal Addicts
Immortal Addicts

Humor in this is beautiful

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Exeledus Prince
Exeledus Prince

Do you write a script or is this all off the cuff? You are pretty damn hilarious.

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Obsession Tale
Obsession Tale

ah, the scalene triangle.

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The Hunting Cat
The Hunting Cat

when you live in the uk

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Panda Gigante
Panda Gigante

You've earned yourself a sub from commentary alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂.... This is the kind of cooking instructions I can follow!

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Jamie Scheuermann
Jamie Scheuermann

BETTER THAN GORDON

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cjhdoc
cjhdoc

Why my dough is bit watery ?! It was very sticky.. now it is in the oven anyway i will see :)

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Emmett Battle
Emmett Battle

id imagine a lemon sugar glaze would go good on these

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nvmitsmarcel
nvmitsmarcel

mmmm baking cement.

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Lior Cohen Z
Lior Cohen Z

17 Israeli shekels = 4.675629 U.S. dollars

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aleks iliev
aleks iliev

This chanel is like how to basic but better XD How have i lived without watching it

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Joachim Macdonald
Joachim Macdonald

Scones with jam and cream is the best food ever created

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NOPE
NOPE

Im Scottish and i can confirm we use scones as a currency

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Yoshi Commits Tax Fruad
Yoshi Commits Tax Fruad

Did you know Coisont’s didn’t come from France, they came from Austria

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Bob Ross
Bob Ross

I’m new Justin y. Tell me who you watch

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That's LMFB
That's LMFB

But I'm watching my phone while baking.....so...

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Lava Cookie
Lava Cookie

That was beautiful. I think I cried.

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Seb
Seb

You're brilliant

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Doubtr
Doubtr

Why do i love this so much

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Techy
Techy

I dont have Blue Berries, are these Red Berries wich i found in the Wild and have Halucinetic Effects when eaten i mass okay too? (They are also Poisonous but i am immune to that after i invested some time in the ... oh great ... "Human Class Genetic Natural Mutative Modification Skill Root Network Tree Thingy" (Thats the Official Name))

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DundeeDriver
DundeeDriver

Never call a Scottish thing "British" unless you're actually being paid by the UK government to do it. Leaving money on the table otherwise. (c.f. "British Haggis")

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von junzt
von junzt

LOL at the garbage can bit...

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