Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

  • に公開 2 ヶ月 前

    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    ランタイム: 6:06

    Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
    Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertJP-film
    For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
    Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
    Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on.fb.me/1df139Y
    Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
    Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
    Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
    Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
    Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
    Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxge
    Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
    ---
    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

    The Late Show  Late Show  Stephen Colbert  Steven Colbert  Colbert  celebrity  celeb  celebrities  late night  talk show  comedian  comedy  CBS  joke  jokes  funny  funny video  funny videos  humor  hollywood  famous  Intro Monologue  Politics  Nonrecurring  Topical  

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Omg is he still the president?

18 時間 前
Nikil Kumar
Nikil Kumar

just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")

日 前
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?

3 日 前
Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce

5 日 前
Narisa L.
Narisa L.

speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on

18 日 前
William Ridge
William Ridge

Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.

19 日 前
Tim Van Lerberg
Tim Van Lerberg

“Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

20 日 前
Edward Harshaw
Edward Harshaw

I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC

23 日 前
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol

3 日 前
jziec
jziec

Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.

26 日 前
Peter Spalding
Peter Spalding

Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.

ヶ月 前
PureUnwindASMR
PureUnwindASMR

The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense

ヶ月 前
Henry Solstice
Henry Solstice

Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.

ヶ月 前
Tom Tim
Tom Tim

I know where you live..........

10 日 前
Benjamin Herrmann
Benjamin Herrmann

Space Force is just Science Fiction

ヶ月 前
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.

ヶ月 前
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"

ヶ月 前
realitycheck 111
realitycheck 111

This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.

ヶ月 前
Danny Gentry
Danny Gentry

I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity

ヶ月 前
Zeek M
Zeek M

To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump. Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?

ヶ月 前
Jon Emery
Jon Emery

I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........

ヶ月 前
Subhasis
Subhasis

SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...

ヶ月 前
Henk Oosterink
Henk Oosterink

Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.

ヶ月 前
Vince Parziale
Vince Parziale

The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.

ヶ月 前
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

ヶ月 前
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

ヶ月 前
amexjam55
amexjam55

We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.

ヶ月 前
Red neck
Red neck

great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.

ヶ月 前
Anan Muadi
Anan Muadi

You're a washed off has been jackass

ヶ月 前
chilo31416
chilo31416

Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected

ヶ月 前
Crystal Logik
Crystal Logik

Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?

ヶ月 前
Holly
Holly

I lost my brain cells

ヶ月 前
tweaker1bms
tweaker1bms

Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)

ヶ月 前
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"

ヶ月 前
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???

ヶ月 前
NightDreamer231
NightDreamer231

Sooo we're making Voltron? :]

ヶ月 前
Jose Cabildo
Jose Cabildo

I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.

ヶ月 前
Bryan Dehart
Bryan Dehart

"I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump

ヶ月 前
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!

ヶ月 前
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!

ヶ月 前
Resign Ignoramus
Resign Ignoramus

MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

ヶ月 前
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(

ヶ月 前
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

#SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)

ヶ月 前
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)

ヶ月 前
Nikolai Korsov
Nikolai Korsov

So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers

ヶ月 前
m. rude
m. rude

And Stevie trys to understand world events....

ヶ月 前
Farside
Farside

Sky Marshall Trump x.x died.

ヶ月 前
Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence

Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up. Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well

ヶ月 前
Hans Marheim
Hans Marheim

USA already have the air and space defense. Try to Google it. Americans are so stupid.

ヶ月 前
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

绅士们,,,众實勝出術,,,。 飞梭度法,助教皇教宗贞修众而勤修努力,,,實勝出,,,。 唉,,,古堡众實貞擔憂聖教聖使众而修练飞梭度術,助聖众无憂烦心,實贞心助分擔教众聖使命,贞心實勝出,,,。

ヶ月 前
Kurt Havoc
Kurt Havoc

Nobody can hear you "pew pew pew" in space.

ヶ月 前
MGC 996
MGC 996

I'm sure there's oil in other planets. We have to get them before the "aliens" get there first

ヶ月 前
Fred Rumbolt
Fred Rumbolt

He sounds just as stupid as he look ' that's cold beer ..lol ha ha .

ヶ月 前
Subby 88
Subby 88

So what will it be... Space force or cure cancer?

ヶ月 前
josh Brz
josh Brz

Colbert the liberal femboy

ヶ月 前
Blue Moxie
Blue Moxie

STEVE what happened to you, U used to be Funny now your a lame Joke a thon

ヶ月 前
BergenDev
BergenDev

Thought there already was a force with the acronym S.O.F, so stick to S.F ...Crap there is one of those too. Murica you are running out of acronyms to use.

ヶ月 前
Doug Whitney
Doug Whitney

Safe Space for Losers... sore Losers... "She" Lost... get over it...

ヶ月 前
FourDollaRacing
FourDollaRacing

Is Donald Trump snorting Space Coke!?

ヶ月 前
Ted K
Ted K

So Stephen when is your name going show up on Q ? All your poker buddies are going down in Washington ,and your days are numbered. The media channels in the UK will work just fine for you. They have blind hatreds for our president to. Don't try to say we always make fun of the president , what your doing is not comedy , it's an agenda . Go back to where you better fit the narrative. Bye bye Mr deep state puppet.

ヶ月 前
Mark Ovton
Mark Ovton

Ask Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson what he thinks of the Space Force. He says it should have been organized sooner. Just because Trump said it, now it's a bad idea. THIS is why I cannot call myself a democrat anymore. We cry wolf so. fucking. much. #walkaway

ヶ月 前
Shehzad Azeem
Shehzad Azeem

US earth force already caused so much unrest to the world. Now it's time to get Alien or the Angels by surprise and hit them with drums. They should be notified that we human do show compensation and mercy to our fellow humans, but if you fury and cute or something close to K9 you have nothing to worried about.

ヶ月 前
Rachel 'RTNightmare'
Rachel 'RTNightmare'

I really hope that no one joins this stupid space force thing so Trump can be sad. 😂

ヶ月 前
Lars Woodul
Lars Woodul

"...and thank you, lord for Colbert."

ヶ月 前
Ashton Goodnough
Ashton Goodnough

It’s like Trump saw Starship Troopers for the first time and wanted to make it a thing.

ヶ月 前
Kyle Bridston
Kyle Bridston

Right when he yelled space force, an alarm went off on my phone and it was a live recording of Fleetwood Mac at concert. Right when people started cheering in the song, he yelled space force ___________________________________________________________________________________ Also, I feel like I'm in a space movie like Independence Day, especially when I heard that Mike Pence quote

ヶ月 前
niceguy217
niceguy217

Space Force...fighting Mueller's wherever they appear..and a way to escape from Rudy's inane ramblings..join today

ヶ月 前
Alice Wolfe
Alice Wolfe

i think trump might have add

ヶ月 前
iiiekl3
iiiekl3

Where are his new clips? So much has happened w/out a new video from him.

ヶ月 前
Nina Jones
Nina Jones

Wtf...is this bs??

ヶ月 前
D Henderson
D Henderson

I remember when Colbert used to be funny what a puppet jackass bring back Carson and Leno or letterman anything but this soyboy hack.

ヶ月 前
Cynical Liberal
Cynical Liberal

Trump wants to be a movie President giving a speech to Space Force so bad.

ヶ月 前
u1
u1

Americans you seriously find Colbert remotely amusing.

ヶ月 前
xxTheFlyingPigxx
xxTheFlyingPigxx

Please wait for NASA to find life before you try to kill it.

ヶ月 前
abhijeet sutar
abhijeet sutar

ok but they are going to fight against who all alien are leaving in america

ヶ月 前
Kristen
Kristen

Anybody else catch him saying 666 deliberatly. He didnt need to anunciate it that many times. We heard clearly the first time, so why?

ヶ月 前
Courtney Sorrento
Courtney Sorrento

I lost it when he "took off" on his "jet pack" 😂🤣😅

ヶ月 前
stjhinapo Ming
stjhinapo Ming

Leader 1 ignorance entertaining, leader 2.... Lord l pray for protection of my president while in office.

ヶ月 前
carolineleiden
carolineleiden

Astro physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is quite happy with the name and the concept of a Spaceforce. And he is not exactly stupid.

ヶ月 前
Jason Bowes
Jason Bowes

The only good bug is a dead bug! Service guarantees citizenship! ;)

ヶ月 前
Viscous Force
Viscous Force

Has anyone watched that Mike Pence speech with the halo theme?

ヶ月 前
shakezilla29
shakezilla29

where are the new clips of recent shows?

ヶ月 前
Craptacullar Bovine
Craptacullar Bovine

Well, I think it’s reasonable to concentrate on protecting satellites, I guess. That’s the only reason for wanting ‘war fighters’ in space. But then, of course, we have NASA and that doesn’t fit with any kind of economic sobriety. The main point here is the president’s pandering and really stupid branding. If he can’t slap ‘TRUMP’ on something... And the way he’s trying to push ‘space force’ in speeches, Twitter, etc., it looks like the president is mostly interested in getting his base to associate a trite label with political accomplishment. You’d think they’d be insulted.

ヶ月 前
Tristan Roy
Tristan Roy

Space will soon be the only place Trump will be able to hide. So he will need space force all right!

ヶ月 前
veronicajade20
veronicajade20

What’s dumb is the mainstream U.S. media misrepresenting this “Space Force” as the new form of Anglo imperialism & colonialism that it is, but this time _extending into space._ *Only a moron would think that the people like the super-rich capitalists like the Kochs are trashing and polluting this planet without some kind of backup plan.* I don’t think the miscreant media moguls running the U.S. media are that stupid. Devious, evil, & self serving, yes. Stupid, not so much. Why do people think all these huge capitalist corporate heads like Elon Musk and Richard Branson are trying to make private citizens taking trips to the moon and/or human colonies on the moon a reality? What happened in the film “Elysium” with the poor to middle class being stuck on an Earth that has been turned into a toxic, barren wasteland destroyed by global warming and pollution by the super-rich capitalists and the super-rich capitalists escaping an Earth that they trashed to live on a safe, clean space colony away could become an all too frightening reality within the next few generations. Is the U.S media doing this on purposely trying to minimize how dangerous this Space Force precedent is so that people around the world don’t get up in arms and stop the U.S. military machine from pulling this imperialistic crap?

ヶ月 前
J. S
J. S

Does the US really need another location to bomb poor countries from?

ヶ月 前
anticircle
anticircle

Vishnooo!

ヶ月 前
Dana Michelle
Dana Michelle

When they showed Trump waving his lil hands around talking like a 6 year old giving an oral report, I literally LOLed and spit my soup out.

ヶ月 前
Cyber MacGyver
Cyber MacGyver

Space Farce 🔰

ヶ月 前
Rip Sumrall
Rip Sumrall

Cadet Space Spurs!

ヶ月 前
Sorin Productions
Sorin Productions

Trump should trash the money he is trashing on Space Force on taking care of himself

ヶ月 前
Nicci
Nicci

Captain Proton!!!

ヶ月 前
The Mastermage
The Mastermage

When nations start to fight war in space we humans will never settle our differences and will not overcome the boundary of nations. I think that is what is meant with the Great Filter

ヶ月 前
Leanne Roy
Leanne Roy

Maybe if Trump spends a little time learning about space he'll learn a little bit about climate change. After all... Climate change is a real threat.

ヶ月 前
Conner Fields
Conner Fields

Ermagerd. Why?!

ヶ月 前
Sean Lamberson
Sean Lamberson

Sick burn, Stephen! ("space spurs")

ヶ月 前
blobchoppa
blobchoppa

This is the president of America.

ヶ月 前
Margaret Bonassar
Margaret Bonassar

Set phasers to collusion

ヶ月 前
Timothy O'Brien
Timothy O'Brien

The Pencebot speaks again.

ヶ月 前
qvc1212
qvc1212

I support the Office of the President of the United States. I respect it. But this is pretty funny, hoah? Hoah! Maybe they can get some Rangers to join. They're elite. What would they say. "Space Force Leads the way Sir!" "All the way!"

ヶ月 前
Y2E gaming
Y2E gaming

At 5:15 he said 666

ヶ月 前
To Ki Naw
To Ki Naw

Space force!

ヶ月 前