Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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    Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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Ramón Sánchez
Ramón Sánchez

Excuse me sir but that orange peed in my rug that tight the room together inside the WH

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Ahmed Barakat
Ahmed Barakat

I don't know why everyone thinks the space force is a bad idea. We need men to protect earth from extraterrestrial invaders. We have been living in peace for so long that we seemed to have forgotten all that we have suffered at the hands of non-earthers. We need to remember when the humans were enslaved and forced to serve illegal aliens in the Great Egyptian Pyramids. They are thought to be myths nowadays. Stories that parents tell their children to have them behave. But they exist. The space-walkers are real. I have seen them. We drove them out once before but we cannot do the same unless we are united. The Seven Continents must band together to fight off these invaders, and Donald of house Trump must lead them. We must build a wall to keep the space-walkers out and we must have men of the space force to man that wall. It is the only way. It is a noble effort and I choose to stand by it. It is the only way. For humans. For life. For Trump. King of the West! The Martians are coming.

2 時間 前
Shadowcub69
Shadowcub69

I keep hearing SPACE GHOST in my head. Who let this idiot name anything?

4 時間 前
bernie b
bernie b

Please go away

4 時間 前
not fooled
not fooled

does trump know about our non proliferation of space treaty or is he gonna trump all over that treaty too

4 時間 前
skyson b pei
skyson b pei

The only upside to this space force is that they take their bs wars away from everyone us

4 時間 前
David DeLaney
David DeLaney

... Stephen's been PRACTICING with those invisible space thrusters! --Dave, oh my god, his show's full of stars

5 時間 前
android263
android263

If aliens come America will be obliterated first.

5 時間 前
Korota
Korota

Fun fact, when the Nazi Party came to power, Germany didn't have an air force. So Hitler established the Luftwaffe and created a fully-armed wing of the military staffed by people loyal to him and the party above the nation itself! Anyways, ha ha Space Force pew pew so dumb

8 時間 前
BeastNation2009
BeastNation2009

Let the Star Wars references commence....(if they haven't already) lol

10 時間 前
Jake Law
Jake Law

How bout, free healthcare...free college, improved infrastructure...wth, throw in a border wall....then a space army.....

10 時間 前
Maureen Wagg
Maureen Wagg

Well that about puts it in a nutshell. Look at me look at me people!!!! Don't look at the Mueller investigation...look over here...loook! Space Force!! I give you Space Force! omg what a twitter twit.

10 時間 前
Maureen Wagg
Maureen Wagg

NASA....where space force is already doing the job Trump thinks he invented. Hellllooooo Monsieur President??? Nope...crickets.

10 時間 前
Delilah Weeks
Delilah Weeks

Trump is sure eager to start a war in Space... It's always about war and how these people can profit on it.

11 時間 前
DrFlippin
DrFlippin

Pence has already started his bid for the Presidency by trying to project an image that is more Presidential than his Boss'... not so difficult to do, actually.

11 時間 前
Melora Foy
Melora Foy

You should have Randy Rainbow on your show! Check out "Russia Ties" and "Sweet Indictment."

12 時間 前
Melora Foy
Melora Foy

I would love to see George Takei's take on this is.

12 時間 前
Aaron Shorts
Aaron Shorts

(Amos 9:2) “...Though they climb up to the heavens above, from there I will bring them down.” Not sure if that’s the verse Pence was referring to but just a thought...

13 時間 前
Ryan lex
Ryan lex

Lmao a talk show think they are smarter lmafo😂😂😂

14 時間 前
Red Gladius
Red Gladius

Space force is not stupid. If we rule above the atmosphere, we rule the world!

15 時間 前
zen babaloo
zen babaloo

The fun part is how clearly brilliant they think they are as they throw this nonsense out there. THIS is as comically stupid as they've ever been and they've been very, very comically stupid from day 1.

15 時間 前
John Dotter
John Dotter

It is not uncommon the USAF has a Air Force Space Command already, sometimes referred to informally as U.S. Space Command, is a major command of the United States Air Force, with its headquarters at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado.

16 時間 前
Pete M
Pete M

Space force is stupid. I thought they all made a treaty to keep war out of space. Last thing you need is nukes in space, that may come to earth either on purpose or accidently.

16 時間 前
Johnny Bryant
Johnny Bryant

#lostinspace. #dangerwillrobinson

16 時間 前
Johnny Bryant
Johnny Bryant

Mike pence is sickening. He thinks if he sounds like he's giving a sermon, everything is just peachy. He's just a mouthpiece for Rancid Velveeta. No better than the cheese himself. To ridiculousness and beyond. #traitortrump. #impeachpence #tinyhands

16 時間 前
Jarod O'Hara
Jarod O'Hara

Hey, I just wanted to say... * Crowd Erupts in applause *

17 時間 前
Hard Times
Hard Times

They laughed when the Air Force was announced too.

17 時間 前
Jose Vega
Jose Vega

It's not dumb, we need protection from imminent threats such as asteroids or invasion. I thought Christian Trump supporters didn't believe in aliens but instead liberals who believe there is other life on other planets seem to all of a sudden think this is stupid just because Trump said it? Granted he did say it in a stupid way but we still need this. And no, I'm not a Trump supporter.

17 時間 前
Michael Butler
Michael Butler

It should be called, "spacey McSpace force"! Only because it sounds a bit more stupid and very stupid idea, should have a very stupid name!🤔🌞

18 時間 前
Doug Hanson
Doug Hanson

How about SPACE COWBOYS ?

19 時間 前
PhD. Life Apologist
PhD. Life Apologist

Right so.... Let's just explore space on a cheap'o, Obama-demonetized NASA, and if we do find actual aliens, with actual guns (or lasers, whatever)who want to eat us like chicken nuggets, let's just... What? Not have protection? Colbert, you're a peace-loving hippie. And while I believe peace is obtainable, it's not PEACEFUL yet. Never trust a comedian. They joke too much. Never serious.

19 時間 前
PhD. Life Apologist
PhD. Life Apologist

& Yes, by all means.. Watch where the money goes, so 'we' don't get ripped off by creatures grown from our own pile of dirt.

19 時間 前
Mat Bird
Mat Bird

Maybe they know something? Maybe there’s aliens out there.

20 時間 前
Layne Inouye
Layne Inouye

What's next, a death star just for Trump. Is he part of episode 30....The Sith Trumps the jedi....

20 時間 前
Waya525
Waya525

Maybe Trump wants to be Admiral James Kirk.

21 時間 前
Waya525
Waya525

Only if Michael Biehn and Sigourney Weaver can serve as the heads of the Colonial Marines Division.

21 時間 前
George Flores
George Flores

Trump is thinking like Cobra from GI Joe. have the world on their knees by his hand & setting up manned space stations ready to drop nukes. while the country is laughing... the rest of the world is looking of ways to stop him or beat him to it. Be Smart America! Paren de hacerce los Pendejos! "ESP"

22 時間 前
Tesla.
Tesla.

SpaceX is the real space force

22 時間 前
pretty bullet
pretty bullet

None of this space crap will ever happen. They will do just enough to pacify Trump before his impeachment.

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Chris Peele
Chris Peele

I know right?! With billions if not trillions of our nations assets in low earth orbit.. with icbm's that travel to thier target via low earth orbit.. who are we, to try to protect our satellites that provide stability to our commerce, allow us to communicate, and recieve information.. and prevent our continent from being blown back into the late 1800's?? Rite? Just insanity!! =D

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Fikash
Fikash

They're going to waste BILLIONS of dollars on a "Space Force" that the military never asked for, to fight a foe that doesn't exist... while millions of Americans just go on without insurance, affordable housing, or a decent education. Incredible.

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Cube the Squid
Cube the Squid

So, the thing is for me, is that at face value, it is really, really, *really* stupid. But the thing is, it could potentially be a good thing. Think about it. The idea of Space Force is that there will be an army of sorts stationed (I'm assuming) in space. But we just don't have the stuff to make that possible right now, and NASA is getting crap for funding. So by creating a space division of the military, we are essentially giving NASA a portion of the military's budget. As we know, some incredible inventions and discoveries have been because of research in and for space, so there is no reason that more research won't continue. Things like wireless headsets, memory foam, camera phones, and scratch resistant lenses wouldn't exist were it not for space travel. And who know what else we can and will do with the sudden push for space travel. And besides, if it were just left to private organizations, who knows how long it would take for space travel to become affordable for the general public? Hey, the Internet was made for the military first. Maybe it'll trickle down. That said, this isn't to say that I support a military presence in space. I don't. I just appreciate that leaders of the country (no matter how delusional the idea was in the first place) also appreciate (that may be too generous a word) the importance of space research, and their push for a military funding of its exploration.

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Brian Smith
Brian Smith

Dead Space Between My Ears Is More Like It! TrumPence 2020... And BEYONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Four Horsemen
The Four Horsemen

Meanwhile, the United States does not provide basic healthcare for all of its citizens. No wonder our health and lifespan are in decline.

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ninanapo511
ninanapo511

I look to this sometimes as an independent for some comic relief but it’s still soo bad.. the jokes aren’t funny sorry Stephen . I love you but sorry. I voted for Obama and voted for trump , everything today makes everybody vote for trump once again

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Brian Smith
Brian Smith

ninacompoop is a real piece of poopy for brains

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M&B Dispatchserv
M&B Dispatchserv

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

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cynthia cook
cynthia cook

Space spurs!!!!

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cynthia cook
cynthia cook

@ 4:34 "space spurs"..I have to keep going back to that!!

22 時間 前
cynthia cook
cynthia cook

HaHa the gift that keeps on giving!!!

22 時間 前
Brian Smith
Brian Smith

SpaceSperm! (MINE!)---DJT

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seand67
seand67

LMAO

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Allen Fowler
Allen Fowler

killer space clowns are our only hope now

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Barnali D
Barnali D

Send Trump first.

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Abubaker Elgazili
Abubaker Elgazili

Lol hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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MrHEYERG
MrHEYERG

GOD KEEP US SAFE FROM trump

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PointsofData
PointsofData

Space Force, woohoo

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TheDesertwalker
TheDesertwalker

Even Pence does not believe his stupid forced presentations.

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Brian Smith
Brian Smith

but he is just Bidening his time until the inevitable chimpeachment and resigDonantion...so he can unleash his "a funeral for every aborted fetus" braindead mindset...in all likelihood He is even worse than the Dongaloid...if'n that's even possible...witchunt it, of course, IS! RIP the formerly great Repubelick uv the Disunited Snakes uv 'merica! It was spun to the hub whilst shit blasted

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delosombres
delosombres

It's no secret US wants to control air, water, ground, cyberspace and space of this planet. This will probably be the reason of WW3. Let's cheer for it stupid americans...

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Mr. Gorog
Mr. Gorog

Youtube: STOP RECOMMENDING ME VIDEOS I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED IN!

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Cher Devine
Cher Devine

Stephen Colbert is a US treasure...Cannot think of how unbearable the putin tRUMP pence trio could be if the USA did NOT have our comedians to give the American people rest from all the treasonous corruption behaviors of the trio...LOL:)))

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ButterscotchBanana
ButterscotchBanana

Sorry, widdle Donnie, but the formation of a new military branch is up to _Congress._ Not that it matters either way, because *_no one is allowed to militarize space,_* you fucking window-licker.

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joe mama69
joe mama69

😠😠😠 what a f****** embarrassment the Republican party has become let's do anything to distract should be there model!!! 🖕 spineless Republicans what a SHAME!

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MarxistKnight
MarxistKnight

The richest, most powerful nation on the planet is a huge aberration. Run by hawkish, right-wing, gun-loving, god-worshipping morons.

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Joseph Falardeau
Joseph Falardeau

hey dummy your space force is not for alien is against russia and china who elvolve more faster than you in space now

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Mart Bolte
Mart Bolte

The best VP ever

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Anthony Leapheart
Anthony Leapheart

This is how Trump is running our Gov. Like a Business.... I guess were all apart of Bankruptcy number 7

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Anthony Leapheart
Anthony Leapheart

Typical Republicans , they said we couldn't afford NASA the last 20yrs , now all of a sudden we need a whole new branch of military that does everything NASA could do... Oh ya... And fight in space... ,😂😂😂😂😂

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Sarah Shah
Sarah Shah

President Trump and his administration just give so much ammunition to Stephen Colbert to play with. They leave themselves wide open to so much ridicule lol. Just imagining future generations, all over the world, reading about this in their text books makes me cringe with embarrassment. If it wasn't so funny, I think I would cry!!!

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USS Glow Cloud
USS Glow Cloud

Now the Vulcans are DEFINITELY not going to do first contact.

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gray fire
gray fire

why does he look like Robert Downey Jr

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Sukrit Goswami
Sukrit Goswami

Colbert has nothing to do but only talk about the Trump administration😊😊

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ahmed zaki
ahmed zaki

That man with the loud laughs is iconic as the soundtrack of the show.. hit like if you know what I am talking about

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Furlotte P
Furlotte P

Steven the idiot! Hahaha!

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Afiq Kasmani
Afiq Kasmani

trump been playing too much halo

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Tono One
Tono One

Does this religious zealot have to bring god into every goddamn discussion/speech he makes. (not just a hand but a right hand, sounds like a idiot)

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April Smith
April Smith

Anybody else notice that Stephen just said 666?

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Silas Richardson
Silas Richardson

Did anyone notice the flag behind Trump?

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Phil Lewis
Phil Lewis

Trump doesn't care about how it'll be paid for because he probably never pays any taxes.

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R Oliquino
R Oliquino

Trump will fight ET, Pence will the commander. Trump cannot fight because of bone spurs. 😂

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How To Make Sushi
How To Make Sushi

This is good, usually when the military inserts itself in an industry that industry gets a huge boost in development, and lets face it space has been stagnant for quite a while except for what Elon Musk is doing.

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Penny Little
Penny Little

Damn. Where was this hate when Obama did a comprehensive study on the cost and feasibility of building a DEATH STAR

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gregorymjr12
gregorymjr12

What do you expect from the US's largest SPACE CASE!!!

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韩春香
韩春香

The universe, the universe and the universe give you the universe. Is it Trump's home?

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Biluan drone
Biluan drone

*SPAAAAAAACE FOOOOOORCE!!!!!*

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Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

Space Operations Force. S.O.P. Standard Procedure.

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MommieDammit
MommieDammit

Bad enough that this started as a sop to his mouth-breathing base, then morphed into a pathetic attempt to distract from the fact that we have a real-live traitor in the White House. But now we have the entire MIC wetting their panties thinking of the profits they'll make, gouging us for $8 billion on a device they slopped together for $4.29... and just like the latest fighter jet, it won't work, it'll come 4 years late, and it will kill it's pilots because of design flaws. Somebody call me when this country finally gets rid of the rethuglicunt party. Y'all realize if Hillary was president, we'd all be at brunch right now?

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P I
P I

Hillary IS the real president, tRump stole it from her. He needs to be thrown out of the WH with a swift kick in the ass...

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Mea Culpa
Mea Culpa

Realistically, Space Force (snicker) would be orbiting earth, to shoot bad guys on the ground. Considering the tremendous cost of keeping a human alive in the harshness of Space, wouldn't it be much cheaper to do it from the ground? "We need warp speed, Scotty, or we're all dead." But if they're looking for recruits, my phaser is fully charged & ready... if it was invented yet.

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Hasani Natsahi Yasheruni
Hasani Natsahi Yasheruni

It would be hilarious if someone could tie trump to a chair, duct tape is raccoon eyes open and force him to watch all these late night shows with no fox friends in sight. He'd probably start levitating, and throwing up with his head spinning around in circles. Talk about a witch hunt.

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Leif Johnson
Leif Johnson

The Stephen Colbert Catholic Hour

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韩春香
韩春香

why he look so stupid?

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P I
P I

tRump always looks stupid, nothing new there!

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Wendy Harrison
Wendy Harrison

What a pair of weenies 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

Lol trump would dodge the first space draft if his daddy was still alive...wait a min Putin is still alive

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Leigh Hodorek
Leigh Hodorek

Can someone PLEASE send Pence the following on WH memo letterhead: Donald says the new name is going to be the Space Operation Force Team He thinks the initials will look great under a rocket. Maybe put president Trump's name on it over the rocket somehow... He says make it happen... R.Guiliani .... D.J. Trump 🚀 S.O.F.T.

2 日 前
ALAN LAWRENCE
ALAN LAWRENCE

In the UK, if a guy is barking mad, people call him a 'Space Pilot.' Trump will be wanting a cute plastic Space President outfit from Toy Town. He'll take his plastic ray gun out of its holster and show it to all the trucker cap morons who attend his gibberish speeches. Remember the Southern senator / Judge in his cute cowboy outfit...? Trump got the childish Space Force idea from that wanker. I wonder what's happening in the oval office romper room today kiddies? Please humour him oval office minions, or he'll start foaming at the mouth again.

2 日 前
Cogito
Cogito

What a F....n Circus. Is there any more stupider country in the world? I don't think so. The crazy are in charge.

2 日 前
mark gresty
mark gresty

i dont like the idea of militarizing space either but you do realize that almost all of our techknowlogical inovations have come from war ,with out this space force we may never have the tech to even visit the closest planets in our own system.and since the military industrial complex and the banking cabal own this world this maybe the smartest move any president since kenedy has made but it could also be the end of civilization as we know it.

2 日 前
P I
P I

We HAVE visited all of the planets... And have many plans for more visits. This dumbass idea for a space force will never happen...

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Kami84
Kami84

The second step is the creation of sharks with freakin laser beams on their heads. 💥🦈

2 日 前
lwolf1952
lwolf1952

Donny Dumbass wants to find new life and new civilizations and build a space wall to keep them out...and the Martians will pay for it.

2 日 前
Stanley Anderson
Stanley Anderson

Who the hell are we supposed to be fighting out there? This presidency has turneed into a Looneytoon.

2 日 前
Frank Pritchard
Frank Pritchard

Just a friendly reminder that Hillary Clinton lost the election :)

2 日 前
Frank Pritchard
Frank Pritchard

Would it still be funny if Dwight Eisenhower made the Space Force? Colbert keeps the verbal diarrhea coming!

2 日 前
Anne George
Anne George

Hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

2 日 前
Mirza Hakeem
Mirza Hakeem

Space based military.......kinda agreed with that. MAD doctrines become redundant and Marine Expeditionary Unit can be deployed around the world in one or four hours instead of 48 hours top. Assets in space especially potential mines for resources and future space colony can be monitored to prevent future insurrection of the colonists. Unfortunately you need more money and taxes are one of main government income....which people hate most of the time.

2 日 前
P I
P I

Are you aware that militarization of space is illegal and that the international community has already dealt with the issue?

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Mr.t Whitie
Mr.t Whitie

THIS GUY IS NUTZ!!!!

2 日 前